<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901</id><updated>2012-01-26T12:07:05.490-06:00</updated><category term='chillruns'/><category term='beer'/><category term='manbearpig'/><category term='funny'/><category term='movies'/><category term='books'/><category term='gadgets'/><category term='petards'/><category term='Medina'/><category term='ridiculous muppet'/><category term='immigration'/><category term='hippies oil offshoredrilling'/><category term='scifi'/><category term='zombies'/><category term='i feel fine'/><category term='shopping'/><category term='self'/><category term='pcbs'/><category term='art'/><category term='wtf'/><category 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government'/><category term='SCOTUS'/><category term='personal'/><category term='marxists'/><category term='turticle'/><category term='vacation'/><category term='hippies'/><category term='troll'/><category term='politics'/><category term='etiquette'/><category term='tattoo'/><category term='games'/><category term='noob'/><category term='music'/><category term='badcop'/><category term='canadia'/><category term='dog'/><category term='blog'/><category term='crazygrandpa'/><category term='fashion'/><category term='UT'/><category term='energy'/><category term='Bob'/><category term='Huckabeeste'/><category term='food'/><category term='politics Obamarama crime cheaters wtf'/><category term='idjits'/><category term='history'/><category term='MoCo'/><category term='conlaw'/><category term='junk stank wash clean ass'/><category term='TX'/><category term='health'/><category term='money'/><title type='text'>Your Philosophy Sucks</title><subtitle type='html'>"There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, because..."</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1360</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-8832861132060284001</id><published>2011-11-09T12:40:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2011-11-09T12:58:05.118-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='money'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fraud'/><title type='text'>The Penn State Scandal, A Different Perspective</title><summary type='text'>I've been reading with a little interest some of the reaction to the horrific situation at Penn State.  I'm not going to go into the details of the story here, the news is full of it; however, I do notice one angle that has been widely overlooked.  There has been a lot of shock registered at the reaction of Mr. Sandusky's colleagues, including the lack of follow through taken by Messrs. Paterno </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8832861132060284001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=8832861132060284001' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8832861132060284001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8832861132060284001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/11/penn-state-scandal-different.html' title='The Penn State Scandal, A Different Perspective'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3440011833413359323</id><published>2011-10-06T14:18:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T14:52:49.475-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='corpse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idjits'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gadgets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ugh'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chillruns'/><title type='text'>Steve Jobs and Cultists</title><summary type='text'>Steve Jobs was an innovator whose vision and fortunate partnership changed the way a lot of people use media. I learned to program on a Mac SE over 25 years ago; I still have my fully functional "banana junior  computer" that T constantly threatens to dismantle and turn into a fish bowl.  I love my iPod and I love my iPhone and intend to purchase  the new one.  And guess what?  Apple will still </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3440011833413359323/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3440011833413359323' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3440011833413359323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3440011833413359323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/10/steve-jobs-and-cultists.html' title='Steve Jobs and Cultists'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3432146521979035212</id><published>2011-08-25T13:34:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2011-08-25T13:53:52.632-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='social security'/><title type='text'>My rant today on the Social Security "Entitlement"</title><summary type='text'>There's a bit of glurge going about the e-mail circuit right now about the ponziness of Social Security and how people who are on it have "earned" it because they contributed to it and there's no way they'll ever get out what they've put in, etc.   I'm generally tired of people trying to justify their pet government program, but I try to be respectful to my friends and all that drek that makes us</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3432146521979035212/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3432146521979035212' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3432146521979035212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3432146521979035212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/08/my-rant-today-on-social-security.html' title='My rant today on the Social Security &quot;Entitlement&quot;'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4278119390502190737</id><published>2011-08-05T20:58:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-08-05T21:03:51.936-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='libertarian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idjits'/><title type='text'>You're Not That Smart</title><summary type='text'>So, some lefty brought up the fact that libertarians are all victims of the Dunning-Kruger effect the other day on some website I shan't bother to name because I forgot which collection of deluded statists I was reading. This made me giggle.A fundamental component of my distrust of the government and desire to limit the power of it comes from my intellectual arrogance. I have, according to J, a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4278119390502190737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4278119390502190737' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4278119390502190737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4278119390502190737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/08/youre-not-that-smart.html' title='You&apos;re Not That Smart'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1092229332194232941</id><published>2011-08-05T20:36:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-08-05T20:39:53.291-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='personal'/><title type='text'>The Magical Card</title><summary type='text'>Let me begin this post with a simple fact: I have never, in my adult life, possessed a Social Security Card. This is distinct from the actual number, which I have had memorized since high school. In all previous interactions, knowledge of the number has been sufficient. A partial list of the transactions includes enlistment into the Army, enrollment in college, collecting VA benefits, a BATFE </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1092229332194232941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1092229332194232941' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1092229332194232941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1092229332194232941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/08/magical-card.html' title='The Magical Card'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-331136283622170375</id><published>2011-05-11T09:15:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-05-11T09:30:17.838-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death comes ripping'/><title type='text'>Dammit</title><summary type='text'>Funny how the Internet brings us all together. J sub D has passed. More eloquent thoughts and details here. RIP, J sub.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/331136283622170375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=331136283622170375' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/331136283622170375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/331136283622170375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/05/dammit.html' title='Dammit'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3283267302747248762</id><published>2011-05-09T13:40:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-05-09T17:02:29.486-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TX'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>You Ain't Special</title><summary type='text'>So, I read from my twitter feed that state Senator Dan Patrick proposed a bill exempting himself and other legislators from certain onerous provisions of Title 10, section 46.035 of the Texas Penal Code. What's more impressive is that he managed to get it passed in the Texas Senate. I can only hope the Texas House isn't so foolish.For those of you not in the know, this section of the code governs</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3283267302747248762/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3283267302747248762' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3283267302747248762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3283267302747248762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/05/you-aint-special.html' title='You Ain&apos;t Special'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3758823152551397341</id><published>2011-05-02T09:26:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-05-02T09:33:02.406-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hippies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scifi'/><title type='text'>Fictional Ecological Disaster</title><summary type='text'>So a while ago, we watched James Cameron’s stunning opus of Avatar. I give him a lot of credit for making a pretty movie. A whole lot of people got mad at him for making some kind of glorious paean to Gaia worship or something. However, I didn’t take away the same eco-hippie narrative everybody else did.To me, the blue 7 foot tall “natives” are no more native to Pandora than the humans. Look at </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3758823152551397341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3758823152551397341' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3758823152551397341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3758823152551397341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/05/fictional-ecological-disaster.html' title='Fictional Ecological Disaster'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1239120529700499593</id><published>2011-04-26T15:24:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2011-04-26T15:49:28.537-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ron'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2012'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Online Poll Fail</title><summary type='text'>So, Ron Paul (R-onulan) has announced his exploratory committee and team for Iowa. I think we should all keep in mind the sad truth about online polls:Any online poll is worthless, and polls featuring candidate Paul are doubly so.The Ronulans are the  undisputed masters of swarming online polls to give him approval numbers usually seen only in one-party dictatorships. If he actually does throw </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1239120529700499593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1239120529700499593' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1239120529700499593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1239120529700499593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/04/online-poll-fail.html' title='Online Poll Fail'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1430244515269097106</id><published>2011-04-21T10:43:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-04-21T10:59:14.164-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idjits'/><title type='text'>Heroic Me</title><summary type='text'>So, apparently the losers over at Gawker think sending out a mass email telling a bunch of people with whom you disagree 'FUCK YOU' is heroic. Or was that sarcasm? I can't tell when your network of sites includes Jezebel. The entirety of Jezebel strikes me as some sort of absurdist performance art mockery, but I'm reliably informed they're serious.Anyhow, if your standard for heroism is telling </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1430244515269097106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1430244515269097106' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1430244515269097106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1430244515269097106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/04/heroic-me.html' title='Heroic Me'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-7450620449365778547</id><published>2011-04-11T13:21:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2011-04-11T14:02:04.121-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='personal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='money'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>PetFlow:  Pet Food Delivered on Your Schedule</title><summary type='text'>So, I'm the resident dog food freak.  I get it...crazy, but my dogs definitely have better nutrition than I do.  If I look at a food or treat ingredient list, and don't see words that look like the type of food that you or I would buy at the grocery store (e.g. duck, chicken, rabbit, potato, carrot), my dogs aren't getting it from me.I got my first Westie from a backyard breeder, and as most </summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.petflow.com/invite/uu4656297' title='PetFlow:  Pet Food Delivered on Your Schedule'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7450620449365778547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=7450620449365778547' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7450620449365778547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7450620449365778547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/04/petflow-pet-food-delivered-on-your.html' title='PetFlow:  Pet Food Delivered on Your Schedule'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-8376990343868796793</id><published>2011-04-01T14:23:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-04-01T14:38:19.781-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idjits'/><title type='text'>Owie</title><summary type='text'>Via the always informative Tam I came across this lovely story. In no particular order, I draw three lessons from this tale:Don't carry a Glock.Unreinforced leather is bad, mmkay?Fix what's broken, instead of working around it.That last one there? That, to me, is the critical one that (literally) bit this gentleman in the ass. The other two are, while sub-optimal in my opinion, perfectly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8376990343868796793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=8376990343868796793' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8376990343868796793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8376990343868796793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/04/owie.html' title='Owie'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2722137902759733918</id><published>2011-03-22T08:38:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-03-22T08:40:43.405-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='noob'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obamarama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='donks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fraud'/><title type='text'>QOTD</title><summary type='text'>"The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation."--Senator Barack Obama</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2722137902759733918/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2722137902759733918' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2722137902759733918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2722137902759733918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/03/qotd.html' title='QOTD'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4424346286084368335</id><published>2011-03-16T13:01:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2011-03-16T13:09:37.709-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='troll'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Old School Trolling</title><summary type='text'>Back in the days before the intertubes took over the world, people were engaging in troll behavior. We just never called it that. The activity usually went by the name of screwing with people or playing mindfuck. Being an unpleasant human who has always found it amusing to screw with my fellow man, I've ended up knowing a lot of trolls.I was reminded of one this morning. One of my friends in high</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4424346286084368335/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4424346286084368335' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4424346286084368335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4424346286084368335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/03/old-school-trolling.html' title='Old School Trolling'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3911432519516479567</id><published>2011-03-15T16:20:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-03-15T16:25:53.643-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NPR'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brassballs politics senate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='commutards'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='donks'/><title type='text'>Coincidence?</title><summary type='text'>"One choice, at this transformational moment, is to say, 'We are  satisfied with what we are doing. We — in radio — are providing 11  percent of America with an extraordinary service'."- Sue Schardt, Current.org"11% Say Communism Better Than U.S. System of Politics and Economics."- RasmussenReports.comI don't think so...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3911432519516479567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3911432519516479567' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3911432519516479567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3911432519516479567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/03/coincidence.html' title='Coincidence?'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2899147612854626438</id><published>2011-03-11T14:52:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-11T15:10:56.612-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idjits'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><title type='text'>A Short Diatribe About The Metric System</title><summary type='text'>So, I hate my job and haven't had the time or energy much to blog lately. I'd much rather tweet random statements and make snarky comments over at Hit &amp; Run.Anyhow, my ire was raised by the absolutely bastardized implementation of the metric system that exists in the US. Now, I'm not talking about the SI system of units, a lovely idea in theory that has failed to catch hold here in America. I'm </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2899147612854626438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2899147612854626438' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2899147612854626438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2899147612854626438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/03/short-diatribe-about-metric-system.html' title='A Short Diatribe About The Metric System'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-7895336688418618678</id><published>2011-03-03T10:15:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-03T11:17:51.449-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome to Bizarro World</title><summary type='text'>I don't expect any better, but it doesn't prevent me from wanting to vent about it nonetheless.It has been for a long time established, that aside from the great American geographical parentheses (East &amp; West Coasts), Democrats have to lie to win elections.  The second a Democrat becomes honest about what it wants to do once elected, it goes down in electoral flames.  So you only very rarely hear</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7895336688418618678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=7895336688418618678' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7895336688418618678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7895336688418618678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/03/welcome-to-bizarro-world.html' title='Welcome to Bizarro World'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-810853327359786280</id><published>2011-02-20T19:33:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-02-20T19:34:41.381-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Sometimes a Little Sarcasm Helps Us See Issues More Clearly</title><summary type='text'>I don't think I have anything else to add to this.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/810853327359786280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=810853327359786280' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/810853327359786280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/810853327359786280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/02/sometimes-little-sarcasm-helps-us-see.html' title='Sometimes a Little Sarcasm Helps Us See Issues More Clearly'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3432314994437507581</id><published>2011-02-17T13:08:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-02-17T13:08:00.869-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Network Effects</title><summary type='text'>You know a nice thing about using an ubiquitous technology product? Somebody has a matching accessory. I'm in an off-site meeting all day, and foolishly left my USB adapter for the iPhone on desk at work. My phone is in danger of dying before the day is out. So, I look around the room and ask if anyone has a cable. Lo and behold, one appears and I can charge my phone. Try that shit with a Zune, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3432314994437507581/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3432314994437507581' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3432314994437507581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3432314994437507581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/02/network-effects.html' title='Network Effects'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4402896826734615227</id><published>2011-02-14T16:41:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2011-02-14T17:03:42.819-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='libertarian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='efenants'/><title type='text'>Step Right Up</title><summary type='text'>I love the internet. I can now, in mere seconds, become aware of the whining of some wanker who's mad because other people don't think/act exactly likes he thinks they should. While you might think this would be a bad thing, I like because it lets me mock people.Today's winner is one each Kevin McCullough. He writes books, and he got his panties in a wad about CPAC. In his mind, there's only one </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4402896826734615227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4402896826734615227' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4402896826734615227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4402896826734615227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/02/step-right-up.html' title='Step Right Up'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-15725214609380018</id><published>2011-02-10T13:01:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2011-02-10T13:08:34.586-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TX'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intertubes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='voting'/><title type='text'>Never Trust The Internets</title><summary type='text'>At least, not when it comes to online voting. Those of us who have been on the internet more than a day or two may remember the Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf vs. People's online poll episode. Anyone with a brain should have figured out about that time that online polling and voting was susceptible to strange results.Some people missed the memo. I voted in this poll a few days ago, back when a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/15725214609380018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=15725214609380018' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/15725214609380018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/15725214609380018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/02/never-trust-internets.html' title='Never Trust The Internets'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4340580215822676852</id><published>2011-02-02T11:31:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2011-02-02T11:41:34.838-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holiday'/><title type='text'>Groundrat Day</title><summary type='text'>So, today is Groundhog Day. I find, though exhaustive research (aka five minutes with a search engine), that the groundhog is a marmot. This means it's a large ground squirrel. And what are squirrels? That's right, tree rats. So a groundhog is actually a fat grounded tree rat.So we're all worked up about whether a fat groundrat sees it's shadow. Wait, what? How ridiculous a holiday is this, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4340580215822676852/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4340580215822676852' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4340580215822676852'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4340580215822676852'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/02/groundrat-day.html' title='Groundrat Day'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-8210365925897186487</id><published>2011-01-20T12:24:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2011-01-20T12:44:25.032-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='badcop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conlaw'/><title type='text'>Paranoia Is Rational</title><summary type='text'>On the heels of the California Supreme Court decision about cell phone searches comes a great discussion of what the decision means on a practical level from Ars Technica. Here's a quote I want to highlight:A May 2010 study  from the conservative Heritage Foundation and the National Association  of Criminal Defense Lawyers found that three out of every five new  nonviolent criminal offenses don't</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8210365925897186487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=8210365925897186487' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8210365925897186487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8210365925897186487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/paranoia-is-rational.html' title='Paranoia Is Rational'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-765202586323237298</id><published>2011-01-18T14:48:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-01-18T14:54:32.934-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><title type='text'>Briefcase Guns</title><summary type='text'>.308 that fits in a briefcase? I'm not impressed. All of my .308s fit into a briefcase.Admittedly, I have an expansive view of what a briefcase is.More seriously, that box looks awfully thick to qualify as a briefcase. My legitimate briefcase is one of these in gunmetal gray. Good luck fitting a .308 worth a damn in that envelope.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/765202586323237298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=765202586323237298' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/765202586323237298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/765202586323237298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/briefcase-guns.html' title='Briefcase Guns'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3873298457973701562</id><published>2011-01-17T10:50:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-01-17T11:13:29.853-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Danger!</title><summary type='text'>Apropos of nothing, here's a bit of comedy from my misspent youth.I recommend the entire movie for your viewing pleasure.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3873298457973701562/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3873298457973701562' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3873298457973701562'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3873298457973701562'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/danger.html' title='Danger!'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2174245546445134052</id><published>2011-01-14T15:46:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2011-01-14T16:08:04.174-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='army'/><title type='text'>End of An Era</title><summary type='text'>So, in reading an article about the current activities of my old unit, I came across this tidbit:The 3rd ACR is the last unit of its kind in the Army. Upon completion of  its mission in Iraq, the unit is scheduled to transform to a brigade  combat team equipped with Stryker vehicles, making this the last  deployment of a traditional armored cavalry regiment in U.S. history. And thus ends the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2174245546445134052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2174245546445134052' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2174245546445134052'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2174245546445134052'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/end-of-era.html' title='End of An Era'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3880858151148986687</id><published>2011-01-14T14:15:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-01-14T14:27:50.100-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>Track Count</title><summary type='text'>As a side note to the previous discussion about the RAID, we currently have 9858 tracks on the music server. All of them acquired legally, I might add.I'm mildly disturbed by the fact we're only up to D on the backlog of ripping the remaining CDs. We have a lot of music.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3880858151148986687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3880858151148986687' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3880858151148986687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3880858151148986687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/track-count.html' title='Track Count'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-5640307912285919862</id><published>2011-01-13T13:44:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2011-01-13T14:15:01.551-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='geek'/><title type='text'>New Raid Box</title><summary type='text'>So, in the continuing saga that is music at YPS Manor, I have a new piece of hardware. Let me take a moment to explain the backstory.In the beginning was a WD NetCenter 320 GB network hard drive. I determined that 320 gigs was not going to be sufficient over the long haul. The WD now hides in the server closet and handles mundane things like recipe backups and archived downloads.In attempt to get</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5640307912285919862/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=5640307912285919862' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5640307912285919862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5640307912285919862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/new-raid-box.html' title='New Raid Box'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-7962680158076438413</id><published>2011-01-11T15:57:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2011-01-11T17:12:33.658-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>Music Tails</title><summary type='text'>In my assiduous attempt to avoid any further commentary on certain recent events, I'm going to talk about music. After all, my opinion on music is just as influential as my opinion on politics. I can't even get the person who lives with me to agree on either one consistently, so what hope do I have with the rest of you?Anyhow, I received an Amazon gift card over the holidays, which neatly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7962680158076438413/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=7962680158076438413' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7962680158076438413'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7962680158076438413'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/music-tails.html' title='Music Tails'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-6565839699671690740</id><published>2011-01-10T15:52:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-01-10T16:04:23.984-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death comes ripping'/><title type='text'>Substantive Commentary Free</title><summary type='text'>I'm watching gob-smacked as people blame everything but an obviously deranged individual for what happened Saturday in Arizona. It really is quite impressive from a sociological perspective, but isn't going to do a damn thing for anybody.I got no great commentary. People are crazy, shit happens, life sucks. Other people have thoughts, though. Try here, here, and here. Also there.Also helpful, for</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6565839699671690740/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=6565839699671690740' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6565839699671690740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6565839699671690740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/substantive-commentary-free.html' title='Substantive Commentary Free'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4115642448238298542</id><published>2011-01-05T20:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-01-05T20:31:48.099-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Thought for a Random Wednesday</title><summary type='text'>So, we watch a lot of the Disney channel around here; big Phineas &amp; Ferb fans are we. So T, who like me could usually care less about any of this type of stuff, tells me that he read somewhere that one of the actresses on the channel has apparently come out of the closet because she was caught kissing that Bieber chick who dates somebody named R. Kelly. This Kelly dude is apparently famous for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4115642448238298542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4115642448238298542' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4115642448238298542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4115642448238298542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/thought-for-random-wednesday.html' title='Thought for a Random Wednesday'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-7539053122669532327</id><published>2011-01-05T15:36:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2011-01-05T15:42:00.608-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disaster'/><title type='text'>Crumbling Grandeur</title><summary type='text'>Detroit has some really neat architecture that is currently falling into ruins. Volumes can be written about the collapse of the American auto industry and it's former leading city. On other days I could work up a few hundred words on my speculation as to the causes and conditions that led to the problems, but today I just have pictures.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7539053122669532327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=7539053122669532327' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7539053122669532327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7539053122669532327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/crumbling-grandeur.html' title='Crumbling Grandeur'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2978352355236917437</id><published>2011-01-04T15:26:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2011-01-04T15:44:36.660-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='furriners'/><title type='text'>New Year, Old Problems</title><summary type='text'>So, in our first entry for SSDY, here's a lovely article on the only legal gun store in Mexico. I'm sure the WaPo would love for me too draw a different conclusion about the whole mess, but they spoiled it at the end with the following: Alberto Islas, a security expert based in Mexico, said it is common  knowledge that the easiest way for the average citizen to buy a gun is  to ask a friendly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2978352355236917437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2978352355236917437' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2978352355236917437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2978352355236917437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/new-year-old-problems.html' title='New Year, Old Problems'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-5354218618296230554</id><published>2010-12-01T15:04:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-12-01T15:09:11.743-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><title type='text'>Tool-less</title><summary type='text'>Did you know you can take apart a 1911 with no tools besides a .45 ACP cartridge?I actually knew this, because it was imparted wisdom back when I was a young cavalry trooper. Admittedly, I never bothered to try it. In case you feel motivated, have at. I suspect at this late date, I'll be faster with my punches simply because of practice.H/T to Uncle.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5354218618296230554/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=5354218618296230554' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5354218618296230554'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5354218618296230554'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/12/tool-less.html' title='Tool-less'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2015515825868919430</id><published>2010-11-22T16:18:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-11-22T16:30:04.646-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idjits'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='badsec'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Get Another Job</title><summary type='text'>The TSA employees apparently feel they are performing a valuable public service. Their delicate little feelings get hurt when the individual they are molesting calls the poor dear a molester. This makes the TSA agents sad.Well, poor government drone, you have no right to a job where your feelings don't get hurt. In fact, you have no right to a job with the TSA. So if you don't want people to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2015515825868919430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2015515825868919430' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2015515825868919430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2015515825868919430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/11/get-another-job.html' title='Get Another Job'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-890911170348988255</id><published>2010-11-11T15:52:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-11-11T16:24:43.554-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='army'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holiday'/><title type='text'>Veterans' Day 2010</title><summary type='text'>It is once again that day set aside to commemorate the veterans of military service and (originally) the end of the War to End All Wars. We all know how well that second bit turned out, since our prior governments rather neatly set up the circumstances for the sequel.In any event, go out and say something nice to a veteran. They'll probably appreciate it.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/890911170348988255/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=890911170348988255' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/890911170348988255'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/890911170348988255'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/11/veterans-day-2010.html' title='Veterans&apos; Day 2010'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-7918069188973489908</id><published>2010-11-03T12:28:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-11-03T12:33:33.596-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snark'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Behold The Power Of Cheese</title><summary type='text'>I'd point and laugh at all the people who are currently deeply disappointed in the election results, but I am preparing for travel. I depart later today to the frozen North, where I shall venture behind the Cheese Curtain in search of equipment.So when you run across people wailing and crying about the election, just pretend I said something appropriately snide. I'm sure someone will come out and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7918069188973489908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=7918069188973489908' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7918069188973489908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7918069188973489908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/11/behold-power-of-cheese.html' title='Behold The Power Of Cheese'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-5879330446136261405</id><published>2010-10-27T15:52:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-27T17:15:00.804-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snark'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='donks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Excuses</title><summary type='text'>So, apparently, the donks are going with the evil influence of undisclosed money and the pernicious influence of Citizens United as the reasons they're gonna get pasted come Tuesday. Frankly, that's a bunch of horseshit. If money was the be-all end-all of political influence, Michael Huffington would be a Senator from California, Jon Corzine would still be running New Jersey, and Meg Whitman will</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5879330446136261405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=5879330446136261405' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5879330446136261405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5879330446136261405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/excuses.html' title='Excuses'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-6195942934281669768</id><published>2010-10-27T11:18:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-27T11:49:09.184-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scifi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zombies'/><title type='text'>Surefire Movie Idea</title><summary type='text'>So, as I browse my morning links I run across a story about bears in Russia eating corpses.  If this isn't tailor-made for a zombie film "based on a true story", I don't know what is.The bears eat the corpses. The bears turn into zombies, infecting the living. Soon, the north of Russia is crawling with zombies, bears, and zombie bears. Our intrepid heroes venture in to try to stop the apocalypse.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6195942934281669768/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=6195942934281669768' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6195942934281669768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6195942934281669768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/surefire-movie-idea.html' title='Surefire Movie Idea'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-6419688378215405188</id><published>2010-10-25T16:41:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-25T17:09:13.255-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drinks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='renfest'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='local'/><title type='text'>Colander Cheese</title><summary type='text'>So, Saturday was our annual pilgrimage to the Texas Renaissance Festival. As usual, we walked around, drank copious amounts, ate fried foods, and bought home decor. Now I have to figure out how to mount swords in the art niches in the rotunda.As a new feature this year, the RenFest will sell you a bottle of wine so as you wander aimlessly you can swill wine. J took advantage of the offer and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6419688378215405188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=6419688378215405188' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6419688378215405188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6419688378215405188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/colander-cheese.html' title='Colander Cheese'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1741026268792355408</id><published>2010-10-20T16:56:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-20T17:00:49.842-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Political Apocalypse</title><summary type='text'>Well, this is a reversal of the usual order of things. A majority of the voters polled by Rasmussen agree with me on a political question. To wit: anybody that voted for some of the more odious acts of the last two years needs to be unelected.Usually, when I find myself on the side of the majority in American politics, I start to question my premises. For once, I have no need to do so.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1741026268792355408/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1741026268792355408' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1741026268792355408'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1741026268792355408'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/political-apocalypse.html' title='Political Apocalypse'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-6310586232688577705</id><published>2010-10-18T13:03:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-18T16:36:11.643-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='libertarian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='efenants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='local'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='donks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Shock The Vote 2010</title><summary type='text'>So, early voting in Montgomery County starts today. Get your vote on here, if you are inclined to vote early.As always, I will try to convince you of the correct way to vote. Based on historical evidence and election results, most of you will ignore me. Whether or not that's good is subject to debate. I will point out things wouldn't be any worse had you followed my advice.My rules of thumb this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6310586232688577705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=6310586232688577705' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6310586232688577705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6310586232688577705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/shock-vote-2010.html' title='Shock The Vote 2010'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1917689314020193144</id><published>2010-10-08T16:35:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-08T17:27:59.919-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='noob'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='furriners'/><title type='text'>The Right Choice</title><summary type='text'>I'm sure most everyone remembers the cavalcade of criticism when Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize last year. In fact, we participated in it ourselves. Our opinion that the prize is a sort of sick joke has not changed much.However, I find myself agreeing with Nick Gillespie that this year's choice for the prize plays up just what a bad joke last year's award was. Liu Xiaobo is out </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1917689314020193144/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1917689314020193144' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1917689314020193144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1917689314020193144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/10/right-choice.html' title='The Right Choice'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1415793209443361739</id><published>2010-09-14T15:59:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-09-14T16:49:50.815-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='noob'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idjits'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Back Off My Sandwich, Biatch</title><summary type='text'>So, Michelle Obama has taken it upon herself to lecture us about what we should be doing about food. As the LA Times so snarkily points out, perhaps she needs to get her husband to give up the cigs before she nags us about what we're having for lunch. Since that's apparently too difficult, maybe she needs to have an ass that's NOT the size of two adult females before whining about obesity.I think</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1415793209443361739/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1415793209443361739' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1415793209443361739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1415793209443361739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/back-off-my-sandwich-biatch.html' title='Back Off My Sandwich, Biatch'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-7315383991937694723</id><published>2010-08-19T16:16:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-25T13:25:55.776-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='badcop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conlaw'/><title type='text'>Never Talk</title><summary type='text'>So, Roger Clemens is going to be indicted for perjury over his testimony to the feds. This comes on the heels of the news that former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich (D-Hairhelmet) was convicted of exactly 1 of the 24 counts against him. Coincidentally, the charge he got stuck with was lying to the feds.I'm no great legal theorist, but the feds have cleverly managed to make talking to them seem</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7315383991937694723/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=7315383991937694723' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7315383991937694723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7315383991937694723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/08/never-talk.html' title='Never Talk'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-9017470814230856316</id><published>2010-08-17T15:29:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-17T15:55:45.807-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='army'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Late and The Pot</title><summary type='text'>So, yesterday was National Airborne Day. I simply neglected to mention it, as I was drinking Jack &amp; Cokes much like I did when I was a young paratrooper. Unlike that time, I stopped after two. Anyhow, fire up the Wayback Machine, set it for yesterday, and say something nice to anyone you know who threw themselves from an aircraft in flight for the benefit of the US military. A drink might not be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/9017470814230856316/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=9017470814230856316' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/9017470814230856316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/9017470814230856316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/08/late-and-pot.html' title='Late and The Pot'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2250244948692677442</id><published>2010-08-11T15:24:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-11T15:31:59.145-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Withholding Consent</title><summary type='text'>Today, upon browsing through my news links, I was greeted by an op-ed (thanks, matt2) where a former deputy homeland security adviser to President Bush was arguing that governments, of all stripes, must be allowed back doors into communications systems. It included this lovely quote:governments should not be timid about using their full powers to ensure that their law enforcement and intelligence</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2250244948692677442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2250244948692677442' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2250244948692677442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2250244948692677442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/08/withholding-consent.html' title='Withholding Consent'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-8146848539951454888</id><published>2010-08-10T16:33:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-10T17:17:03.250-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gadgets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='geek'/><title type='text'>Lightning Returns</title><summary type='text'>So, in a bizarre coincidence, lightning hit the tree in front of our neighbor's house, jumped to his house, and from there the magic of telecommunications took over with a vengeance. Loyal readers will recall we faced a similar situation two years ago.We fared much better this time. Two computers, the X-Box 360 NIC, a NAS power supply, and various and sundry pieces of AT&amp;T hardware went out. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8146848539951454888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=8146848539951454888' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8146848539951454888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8146848539951454888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/08/lightning-returns.html' title='Lightning Returns'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4559877439383560567</id><published>2010-08-06T09:34:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-06T09:49:00.314-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='books'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disaster'/><title type='text'>Boom</title><summary type='text'>65 years ago today, we unleashed the power of the atom. We remain the only country to have turned our enemies into radioactive ash.So much for all the post-apocalyptic sci-fi. Piggy's a middle manager at a bank, Heiro is probably taking his ass down to the Quickie Mart for a slushie, Leibowitz toils away dutifully on his military engineering, Vault-Tec went bankrupt back in the 60s, and here we </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4559877439383560567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4559877439383560567' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4559877439383560567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4559877439383560567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/08/boom.html' title='Boom'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-8805052502925340928</id><published>2010-07-30T16:31:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-30T17:03:36.255-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obamarama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='efenants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='donks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Better On Nothing</title><summary type='text'>If you, like me, are not a partisan of either donk or efenant, occasionally some well-meaning rabid supporter will attempt to convince you the proper place for you is on their side. This is usually a tough sell for many, many reasons, but even more so in the current political climate. My sympathies lie slightly towards the efenant side, since they seem a wee tad bit more determined to let me keep</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8805052502925340928/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=8805052502925340928' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8805052502925340928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8805052502925340928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/07/better-on-nothing.html' title='Better On Nothing'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4619507217303230075</id><published>2010-07-21T16:12:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-21T16:13:41.579-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog'/><title type='text'>Canine Revisions</title><summary type='text'>As I posted earlier today about the Facebook account for Dog V2.0, I mentioned the remaining revisions of dog currently inhabiting YPS Manor. I realize I have not explained the current revision levels.In the beginning was Dog. Dog, after almost 14 years of faithful companionship, passed away. Shortly thereafter we acquired Dog V2.0. In October of last year, we rescued Dog V2.5. As she was only </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4619507217303230075/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4619507217303230075' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4619507217303230075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4619507217303230075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/07/canine-revisions.html' title='Canine Revisions'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-986560841919892643</id><published>2010-07-21T15:33:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-21T15:41:47.133-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snark'/><title type='text'>Facebook Related Filler</title><summary type='text'>I'm going to claim heat exhaustion as my excuse for no posts for 3 weeks. It's totally plausible, right? Houston, summertime, heat. I can't see why anyone would doubt me.Anyhow, in lieu of posting substantive, or even interesting, content I give you a link to a discussion of people having Facebook accounts for their pets.I bring this up because J made a Facebook account for Dog V2.0. (Dogs V2.5, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/986560841919892643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=986560841919892643' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/986560841919892643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/986560841919892643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/07/facebook-related-filler.html' title='Facebook Related Filler'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1561117478434992240</id><published>2010-06-28T13:16:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-01T16:32:11.831-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death comes ripping'/><title type='text'>Death Becomes A Senator</title><summary type='text'>So, Robert Byrd (D-ead) has shuffled off this mortal choir to join the choir invisible. This means we have to put up with an endless series of political hacks praising his sainted memory, just like we did when old Spongeted Drunkpants finally kicked it.Pardon me while I vomit profusely. Just because the addled old donk managed to bring home enough pork to keep getting reelected doesn't make him </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1561117478434992240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1561117478434992240' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1561117478434992240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1561117478434992240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/death-becomes-senator.html' title='Death Becomes A Senator'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2404965352749696996</id><published>2010-06-24T15:04:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-24T15:19:30.569-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the con'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><title type='text'>Ineffective Website Is Ineffective</title><summary type='text'>So, in keeping with all the usual stereotypes of the libertarian gun-nut, it should surprise none of you that I am a fan of conspiracy theories. Not a believer, mind you, but a fan. I've spent long enough out in the weeds with the crazies and the paranoids to have a fairly exhaustive grasp of the subject. For me, it's amateur cultural anthropology to watch the ideas mutate and recombine with new </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2404965352749696996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2404965352749696996' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2404965352749696996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2404965352749696996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/ineffective-website-is-ineffective.html' title='Ineffective Website Is Ineffective'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-5963908707200531320</id><published>2010-06-23T07:50:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-23T08:00:00.377-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snark'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='furriners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Metric Football Finale</title><summary type='text'>You may have noticed a distinct lack of World Cup blogging around here. That's because no one at YPS can be bothered to pay any attention to metric football. Neither can LabRat, but she's funnier than us on the subject:World Cup: world’s most boring sport being totally ruined by world’s  most irritating local tradition.  World’s tallest midget protests.We also give big props to anyone who uses </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5963908707200531320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=5963908707200531320' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5963908707200531320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5963908707200531320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/metric-football-finale.html' title='Metric Football Finale'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4042701435358335229</id><published>2010-06-21T15:25:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-21T16:16:42.670-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idjits'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='GovernmentWaste'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disaster'/><title type='text'>Location, Location, Dislocation</title><summary type='text'>So the .gov has been running ads about flood insurance. Perhaps you've seen them? Some guy stands there with a roof floating over his head and explains how he's a home, and homes need flood insurance, and you should buy some flood insurance.I'll be honest. Flood insurance infuriates me. Well, flood insurance in the abstract doesn't bother me a bit. The National Flood Insurance Program disturbs me</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4042701435358335229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4042701435358335229' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4042701435358335229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4042701435358335229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/location-location-dislocation.html' title='Location, Location, Dislocation'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-122466471190251600</id><published>2010-06-16T16:50:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-16T17:04:18.133-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='efenants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='army'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>You First, Skippy</title><summary type='text'>So, the somewhat less than lustrous Senator from the great state of Deseret Utah, Orrin Hatch (R-Cupholder) has proposed a law. If you receive any form of government assistance, he wants you to pee in a cup. Orrin is apparently offended by the thought of you low-lifes getting high with tax money.There are some arguments against this that flow from first principles, but since we've rendered the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/122466471190251600/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=122466471190251600' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/122466471190251600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/122466471190251600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/you-first-skippy.html' title='You First, Skippy'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1610166134045532200</id><published>2010-06-11T13:10:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-11T13:13:53.195-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='college'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='football'/><title type='text'>Conference Chaos</title><summary type='text'>So, anybody know what conference the Longhorns will be part of when football season rolls around this fall? If you do know, clue me in. I just want us to continue to play A&amp;M on Thanksgiving and Oklahoma sometime in October. I don't think that's too much to ask.I have a sneaking suspicion the rest of my fellow exes may agree with me.I also have a sneaking suspicion we're not nearly done with all </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1610166134045532200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1610166134045532200' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1610166134045532200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1610166134045532200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/conference-chaos.html' title='Conference Chaos'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3266731069846939678</id><published>2010-06-02T14:34:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-02T16:40:43.912-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MoCo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='legends ranch'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='local'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Annual POA Meeting 2010</title><summary type='text'>So, the prettier, politer half of YPS and I went to the annual POA Board meeting last night. Really, the Board should sell drinks at these things. It would be a way to help out the budget and make the meetings more bearable. The Board should also see about holding the meetings in a place with some lights, too. People were, no joke, using flashlights to read the programs. Whoever designed the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3266731069846939678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3266731069846939678' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3266731069846939678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3266731069846939678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/annual-poa-meeting-2010.html' title='Annual POA Meeting 2010'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-5036845353643609848</id><published>2010-05-31T19:40:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-31T21:30:53.324-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='army'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death comes ripping'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holiday'/><title type='text'>Remember The Fallen</title><summary type='text'>So as I type this, I'm looking out over a cemetery in a small Texas town. The fields are irregularly spotted with American flags. Each one marks the site of a veteran's grave. I've wandered about and looked at the dates on the markers. I've seen a lot of War 2 and Vietnam service, but the death dates are far removed in time from the actual conflicts. So far, all I've seen is the resting places of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5036845353643609848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=5036845353643609848' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5036845353643609848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5036845353643609848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/05/remember-fallen.html' title='Remember The Fallen'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4301717674293011420</id><published>2010-05-18T14:16:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-18T14:32:28.287-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idjits'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gadgets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='geek'/><title type='text'>Not Your TV, Monkey</title><summary type='text'>Okay, so I’m a big fan of Make magazine. I’m a charter subscriber, I have all the issues, etc., etc. In general, I find it a pretty neat operation with lots of things to interest me.One reoccurring theme does bug me, however: the continuing fascination with the TV-B-Gone. In case you’re unfamiliar, I'll give you the condensed backstory. Some nit with no self-control apparently cannot be in a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4301717674293011420/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4301717674293011420' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4301717674293011420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4301717674293011420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/05/not-your-tv-monkey.html' title='Not Your TV, Monkey'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2972406898435790937</id><published>2010-05-14T16:42:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-14T16:47:57.167-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death comes ripping'/><title type='text'>R.I.P.</title><summary type='text'>My news feeds have failed me. Frank Frazetta died Monday, and I just found out.Here's a nice online gallery for those of you who have no idea who he was.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2972406898435790937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2972406898435790937' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2972406898435790937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2972406898435790937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/05/rip.html' title='R.I.P.'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3311496083289180525</id><published>2010-05-14T15:03:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-14T15:11:54.226-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='badsec'/><title type='text'>Legitimacy &amp; Stupidity</title><summary type='text'>Some thoughts on the illegitimacy of the state using the state's own rules.More from Bruce Schneier on the stupidity underlying much of our security.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3311496083289180525/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3311496083289180525' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3311496083289180525'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3311496083289180525'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/05/legitimacy-stupidity.html' title='Legitimacy &amp; Stupidity'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-5359963024573113608</id><published>2010-05-13T14:55:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-13T15:08:01.754-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the con'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><title type='text'>Dare Call It</title><summary type='text'>A side interest of the larger and lumpier half of YPS has always been the study of the various and sundry conspiracy theories wafting through the breeze. My interest comes and goes, because my grip on reality is tenuous enough. Start wandering in the weeds out where the hardcore whackos live, and you run the risk of some of the crazy rubbing off. If you're like me, you already have a lifetime </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5359963024573113608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=5359963024573113608' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5359963024573113608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5359963024573113608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/05/dare-call-it.html' title='Dare Call It'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-148825913158717416</id><published>2010-05-05T16:28:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-05T16:33:08.245-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oink'/><title type='text'>Good Cop, Bad Cop</title><summary type='text'>Good cop: Adrian Schoolcraft.Bad cop: Well, these guys, for starters.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/148825913158717416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=148825913158717416' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/148825913158717416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/148825913158717416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/05/good-cop-bad-cop.html' title='Good Cop, Bad Cop'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1690094790097090728</id><published>2010-05-03T14:57:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-03T15:22:03.704-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i feel fine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disaster'/><title type='text'>Zombocalypse</title><summary type='text'>So, in regards to the zombie apocalypse advice I passed along earlier, I would like to note that May is apparently Zombie Awareness Month. I only ask that you don't put a ribbon on your car for the occasion, since ribbon proliferation has run amuck and should be stopped. I hesitate to say force is necessary to stop the scourge of cause ribbons, but it may yet come to that.Anyhow, Tam is back on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1690094790097090728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1690094790097090728' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1690094790097090728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1690094790097090728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/05/zombocalypse.html' title='Zombocalypse'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4822945737260470679</id><published>2010-04-27T12:20:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-27T12:26:59.129-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i feel fine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disaster'/><title type='text'>Preparedness</title><summary type='text'>Tam sums it up nicely:If you are prepared for the dead to walk the earth in search of human brains, then a hurricane or attempted mugging is no big deal. I'm more prepared for a hurricane than the living dead, but I should be okay for a while in either event.And while you're preparing, here's a handy tip. We used dimes in the Army. Somebody says quarters are harder. Now I'm wondering what the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4822945737260470679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4822945737260470679' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4822945737260470679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4822945737260470679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/preparedness.html' title='Preparedness'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-88031535489153737</id><published>2010-04-26T15:51:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-26T15:56:33.459-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><title type='text'>Scientifical</title><summary type='text'>As people around the world desperately try to misuse science to pursue various political goals, it's worth reflecting on science and how it works. Since I am not a scientist, I'll simply refer you to someone who was. His thoughts on the matter are close to 40 years old, but are still as relevant as anything you'll find.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/88031535489153737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=88031535489153737' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/88031535489153737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/88031535489153737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/scientifical.html' title='Scientifical'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-8772660118224812540</id><published>2010-04-19T16:07:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-19T17:02:45.283-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='furriners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='donks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Random Monday Thoughts</title><summary type='text'>Afghanistan is a failure of the Westphalian system. Not in the usual sense of a failed nation state, but a failure in trying to impose an alien paradigm on a populace which is having none of it. Much of Africa has the same issue.Walmart is starting to have ammo back in stock sporadically. Even with tax, I can get .45 ACP cheaper at Walmart than I can buying in bulk.I found out today I need a tux </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8772660118224812540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=8772660118224812540' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8772660118224812540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8772660118224812540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/random-monday-thoughts.html' title='Random Monday Thoughts'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-6234201722808743698</id><published>2010-04-14T15:54:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-14T16:50:09.564-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Taxes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><title type='text'>Genre Confusion</title><summary type='text'>As a quick reminder of how you got screwed by "affordable" health care, here's a list of new taxes before tomorrow, when YPS will officially become unhinged over taxes for the day.Anyhow, I was amusing myself looking for new music on the web the other day. I have come to the conclusion that sites which use social recommendations, like amazon, or have some kind of similarity engine, like Pandora, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6234201722808743698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=6234201722808743698' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6234201722808743698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6234201722808743698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/genre-confusion.html' title='Genre Confusion'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1682033734664049455</id><published>2010-04-09T15:35:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-09T15:38:02.966-05:00</updated><title type='text'>God Hates Fred Phelps</title><summary type='text'>Today, I learned that freak Fred Phelps of the "God hates fags"/Westboro "Baptist" Church "fame" ran for public office in his home state of Kansas 5 different times as a Democrat.  His family also hosted a  fundraiser for Al Gore, which both Mr. &amp; Mrs. Gore attended, at his son's home in Topeka.  Phelps also served as a Gore delegate to the 1988 Democrat National Convention.This was a bit of a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1682033734664049455/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1682033734664049455' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1682033734664049455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1682033734664049455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/god-hates-fred-phelps.html' title='God Hates Fred Phelps'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2015708412779859693</id><published>2010-04-07T15:46:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-07T16:00:12.586-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the con'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>Monsters Everywhere</title><summary type='text'>So, I bought The Fame Monster a week or so ago. Little did I know the nefarious scheme my money unwittingly supports.Yes, sadly, Lady Gaga is a willing agent of the Illuminati.I leave it to you, gentle reader, to draw you own conclusions.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2015708412779859693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2015708412779859693' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2015708412779859693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2015708412779859693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/monsters-everywhere.html' title='Monsters Everywhere'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-8417328314456875420</id><published>2010-04-05T13:23:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-14T16:51:27.598-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idjits'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='i feel fine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Why Congress Is Stupid</title><summary type='text'>Actually, Congress is an emergent system which, by definition, can’t be stupid as it has no consciousness. However, as our fearless congresscritters and other functionaries in and around DC try to manage the business of a vast, unimaginably complex collection of disparate individuals, it’s important to consider the limits of their knowledge. Congress may not be stupid, but Congress does make bad </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8417328314456875420/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=8417328314456875420' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8417328314456875420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8417328314456875420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/why-congress-is-stupid.html' title='Why Congress Is Stupid'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-8798917487017238269</id><published>2010-04-01T14:17:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-01T14:21:12.745-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snark'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><title type='text'>It's Not News, It's Research!</title><summary type='text'>In a ground-breaking piece of research from my alma mater, we learn that people, even if you give them complete information, often make shitty choices that benefit them short-term but screw them over the long run.For examples, I suggest the whole of human history. Or any entitlement program of the US, if you're looking for something closer to home.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8798917487017238269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=8798917487017238269' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8798917487017238269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8798917487017238269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/04/its-not-news-its-research.html' title='It&apos;s Not News, It&apos;s Research!'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4155993758605278041</id><published>2010-03-30T16:32:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-30T16:38:06.684-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='money'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mittens'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>No Mo' Mittens</title><summary type='text'>Well, Mittens and his magic underoos might as well figure out something else to do beside try to be President. Since Mittens wants the job so damn bad, he's obviously not the right guy to have the job. However, most people think political ambition is a good thing, despite all the countervailing evidence, so that won't kill his chances.On the other hand, the ongoing "fiscal train wreck" he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4155993758605278041/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4155993758605278041' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4155993758605278041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4155993758605278041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/no-mo-mittens.html' title='No Mo&apos; Mittens'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1866765656125191716</id><published>2010-03-29T12:01:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-29T12:10:58.940-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idjits'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='money'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Unintended Consequences Lead To... Thuggishness?</title><summary type='text'>So, the accountants over at AT&amp;T read the new heath care bill and figured they were in for a screwing. So, in accordance with well-established law, the accountants have to disclose the event and what the cost will be or else the SEC will go after AT&amp;T. All okay so far, right? If AT&amp;T did their math wrong and our fabulous attempt at health care deform doesn't cost them as much as they think, well,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1866765656125191716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1866765656125191716' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1866765656125191716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1866765656125191716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/unintended-consequences-lead-to.html' title='Unintended Consequences Lead To... Thuggishness?'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-9017806127067685246</id><published>2010-03-25T11:03:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-25T11:31:39.045-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='social security'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='money'/><title type='text'>The Apocalypse Arrived Early</title><summary type='text'>So, I first read last week sometime Social Security was going to pay out more money than was taken in this year. The carrier pigeon from the hinterlands finally arrived in New York, and the Times took notice.Now we've been blogging about the upcoming death of SS for years. One of my standard talking points has always been a simple bit of math.1946 + 65 = 2011In other words, once the boomers </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/9017806127067685246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=9017806127067685246' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/9017806127067685246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/9017806127067685246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/apocalypse-arrived-early.html' title='The Apocalypse Arrived Early'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-5639749081571324425</id><published>2010-03-24T17:10:00.009-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-24T21:51:45.339-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='noob'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disaster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='donks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conlaw'/><title type='text'>ObamaCare Supporters Are The 3/5ths Who Shouldn't Vote</title><summary type='text'>Well, I think I’ve calmed down enough to have this post not be just an endless tirade of profanity. What the hell, even the morons at io9 have chimed in on health care and how it will prevent possible future dystopias. If they can chime in with their completely asinine nonsense, I figure I’m entitled. However, if you, for whatever misguided reason, supported this monstrosity, you need to shut the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5639749081571324425/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=5639749081571324425' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5639749081571324425'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5639749081571324425'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/obamacare-supporters-are-35ths-who.html' title='ObamaCare Supporters Are The 3/5ths Who Shouldn&apos;t Vote'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-356309842373709046</id><published>2010-03-22T14:54:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-22T15:06:51.253-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TX'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='donks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Enemies List, Texas Edition</title><summary type='text'>So, I'll mention briefly who you should be working on unelecting this fall. Basically, every donk in the Congress. Conveniently enough for Texas, we already had our primaries, so these chumps will be on the ballot barring death, withdrawal, or felony convictions. The following individuals voted to screw all of us over:Henry CuellarLloyd DoggettCharles A. GonzalezAl GreenGene GreenRuben </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/356309842373709046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=356309842373709046' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/356309842373709046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/356309842373709046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/enemies-list-texas-edition.html' title='Enemies List, Texas Edition'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4951856194588252283</id><published>2010-03-22T12:22:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-22T13:34:11.790-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disaster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Think Happy Thoughts</title><summary type='text'>So, I'm trying to keep my mind off of the disaster the donks foisted off on an unsuspecting public last night. It gets me a bit peevish and irritable, which is never good on a Monday morning. Here's what I'm reading that has absolutely nothing to do with monstrously bad policies and blatantly unconstitutional power grabs by a pack of syphilitic dog-felching statist bastards.Ahem. Anyhow, I have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4951856194588252283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4951856194588252283' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4951856194588252283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4951856194588252283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/think-happy-thoughts.html' title='Think Happy Thoughts'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-940284655962670623</id><published>2010-03-19T14:36:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-19T14:36:19.663-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Point Taken...</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/940284655962670623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=940284655962670623' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/940284655962670623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/940284655962670623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/point-taken.html' title='Point Taken...'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-7149380374098085279</id><published>2010-03-18T13:25:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-19T08:23:58.681-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics Obamarama crime cheaters wtf'/><title type='text'>Buying Votes</title><summary type='text'>Thank you Senator Tom Coburn (R-Smarter than me) for today's little epiphany.  I've been trying to figure out what's up with these Congresscritters who are voting for this Obamanation of socialism they're calling "health care" knowing they're going to get beat in November for doing so.  I've been observing this entire deal from the wrong angle.  For months I've sworn that Speaker Pelosi has </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7149380374098085279/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=7149380374098085279' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7149380374098085279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7149380374098085279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/buying-votes.html' title='Buying Votes'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1902163423750600143</id><published>2010-03-17T13:27:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-17T13:43:57.633-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='GovernmentWaste'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='census'/><title type='text'>The Census</title><summary type='text'>Coming across this little ditty from my friend, Texasbelle, I was reminded that we did indeed receive our Census documents this week.  We completed the constitutionally required portion of the document and returned it.  This basically means, we wrote the number 2 in the box, folded it up, and mailed it right back to the bureau in our postage paid envelope.It appears according to 13 USC Chapter 7 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1902163423750600143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1902163423750600143' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1902163423750600143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1902163423750600143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/census.html' title='The Census'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2900852015229665499</id><published>2010-03-17T13:21:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-17T13:24:28.009-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cool Whip Count</title><summary type='text'>Ace of Spades has a different perspective on the whip count on this looming destruction of our health care system from what we've all been hearing more publicly.  This seems to make a little more sense.Go ahead...call your Congresscritter...go on...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2900852015229665499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2900852015229665499' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2900852015229665499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2900852015229665499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/cool-whip-count.html' title='Cool Whip Count'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-8550070098974311192</id><published>2010-03-16T13:43:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-16T14:38:22.999-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='badsec'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gadgets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='local'/><title type='text'>Meditations on Mayhem</title><summary type='text'>So, yesterday I had to show at the courthouse in bustling, scenic downtown Conroe for an abortive attempt at jury duty. Apparently, everybody knew there was not going to be court yesterday except for the dullard who sent all us prospective jurors an email on Saturday. A a result, I basically got a free day off work. Both woo and hoo.Anyhow, the court is picky about which items you can bring into </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8550070098974311192/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=8550070098974311192' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8550070098974311192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8550070098974311192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/meditations-on-mayhem.html' title='Meditations on Mayhem'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_4prnF24JAII/S5_RvM7l_YI/AAAAAAAAAC0/B9f24t74YVE/s72-c/Exhibit%20A.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-7958464298420129245</id><published>2010-03-15T21:56:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-15T22:02:14.232-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='money'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='customer service'/><title type='text'>An Open Letter To American Express</title><summary type='text'>Dear American Express,You don't know me, and I don't know you. Yet for the past 20 years at irregular intervals you have besieged me with correspondence about how we should get better acquainted. In all that time, you have probably sent me hundreds of pages explaining how wonderful you are. Frankly, it bothers me a little bit that you are so needy that you harass random strangers trying to get </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/7958464298420129245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=7958464298420129245' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7958464298420129245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/7958464298420129245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/open-letter-to-american-express.html' title='An Open Letter To American Express'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3730522618178084076</id><published>2010-03-12T13:47:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-12T13:56:33.329-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><title type='text'>Mystery Revealed</title><summary type='text'>So, I now know why the shotguns. The Office of the Inspector General needs to replace their existing shotguns. Futher explanation and commentary can be found over here.I have but two final thoughts. First off, the OIG uses their shotguns enough to wear them out? I think back to the clapped out Winchesters they gave us when I was a young lad in the military. The rattletrap boomsticks the Army had </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3730522618178084076/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3730522618178084076' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3730522618178084076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3730522618178084076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/mystery-revealed.html' title='Mystery Revealed'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-6020057176659861441</id><published>2010-03-11T11:38:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-11T12:33:28.714-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><title type='text'>Morning Moments of WTF</title><summary type='text'>First off, I have one question in regards to a story about a man who got stabbed in the neck during an altercation at a movie theatre. Who brings a meat thermometer to the movies? What, are you going to check and make sure the internal temperature of your hot dog is up to code?Next, I know all the children these days are unruly little bastards who have no respect for authority and all that good </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6020057176659861441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=6020057176659861441' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6020057176659861441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6020057176659861441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/morning-moments-of-wtf.html' title='Morning Moments of WTF'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-6230654147302978642</id><published>2010-03-10T09:51:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-16T14:41:55.877-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='efenants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='local'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Disintermediation Strikes Again</title><summary type='text'>So, Terry Lowry has come up on our radar again. This time, he's trying to claim being a precinct chair means you have to pass Terry's litmus test before you can be considered to be a real Republican or some shit. Doesn't this get shot down every time it comes up at the state convention? Shouldn't that be a clue? I have to admit, having watched and participated in way too many "No True Scotsman" </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6230654147302978642/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=6230654147302978642' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6230654147302978642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6230654147302978642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/disintermediation-strikes-again.html' title='Disintermediation Strikes Again'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-5611258752334744265</id><published>2010-03-09T15:15:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-09T15:31:27.519-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Fraud</title><summary type='text'>Let us suppose, gentle reader, that you are beset by various maladies and afflictions which pain your every waking moments and even made the surcease of gentle slumber unavailable to you. You are, in short, ill and looking for a cure.Let us further suppose that I have a cure available for sale. You, being ill, ask me about my cure. I respond with enthusiasm and assurances that my cure will fix </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/5611258752334744265/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=5611258752334744265' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5611258752334744265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/5611258752334744265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/fraud.html' title='Fraud'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1717596101821090519</id><published>2010-03-02T14:30:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-02T14:45:56.651-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Everything Old Is New Again</title><summary type='text'>Jerry Brown is running for Governor of California.Somebody get Jello Biafra on the phone and ask him what he thinks, would you?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1717596101821090519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1717596101821090519' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1717596101821090519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1717596101821090519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/everything-old-is-new-again.html' title='Everything Old Is New Again'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2670516928493129815</id><published>2010-03-01T13:52:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T13:59:09.205-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drinks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death comes ripping'/><title type='text'>More Beneficience</title><summary type='text'>So, we discussed a few of the .gov's more egregious crimes against the citizenry a while ago. Here's one more to add to the list."The government knows it is not stopping drinking by putting poison in alcohol," New York City medical examiner Charles Norris said at a hastily organized press conference. "[Y]et it continues its poisoning processes, heedless of the fact that people determined to drink</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2670516928493129815/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2670516928493129815' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2670516928493129815'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2670516928493129815'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/more-beneficience.html' title='More Beneficience'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-1249421924878778975</id><published>2010-02-25T15:58:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-26T11:47:13.150-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drinks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><title type='text'>Petty Dictators</title><summary type='text'>Here's is what the home of the free has fallen prey to: an endless array of petty functionaries and tinpot bureaucrats determined to save you from yourself and get some government revenue in the process.Today's example is from the city on the bay, San Francisco. Apparently, infusing liquers or other alcoholic beverages requires a special license. This comes as a bit of a shock to most of the bar </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/1249421924878778975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=1249421924878778975' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1249421924878778975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/1249421924878778975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/petty-dictators.html' title='Petty Dictators'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-4716841813659257662</id><published>2010-02-24T20:30:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-24T20:57:17.608-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drinks'/><title type='text'>Honey</title><summary type='text'>So, in a random impulse purchase at the liquor store I bought a bottle of Seagram's 7 Dark Honey. This goes along with my bottle of Barenschweiger (sp?) and Wild Turkey American Honey. After acquiring 3 bottles of honey liqueur and/or whiskey I thought I had better figure out some drink recipes.We assume all of our readers are bright enough to come up with the obvious mixers like Coke or what </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/4716841813659257662/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=4716841813659257662' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4716841813659257662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/4716841813659257662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/honey.html' title='Honey'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-3565501396513257091</id><published>2010-02-23T13:39:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-23T14:09:06.980-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='GovernmentWaste'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goodhair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='voting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Terry Lowry, the Republican Party &amp; the EEEVIL Libertarian Boogeymen</title><summary type='text'>If you're not familiar with Mr. Terry Lowry and his activities, suffice it to say that he has long held an interesting reputation within local Republican activist circles.  He's a semi-insider (precinct chair) who claims to host weekday radio programs on FM 100.7 and/or AM 1110 .   The problem is if you visit either website,  the timeslot he claims to inhabit  on the FM  frequency actually lists </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/3565501396513257091/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=3565501396513257091' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3565501396513257091'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/3565501396513257091'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/terry-lowry-republican-party-eeevil.html' title='Terry Lowry, the Republican Party &amp; the EEEVIL Libertarian Boogeymen'/><author><name>J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07751973709424406934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UEAAVHFGlak/Sjr2piZWtVI/AAAAAAAAAAM/KxlGh_iJRqU/S220/Flamin+Finger.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-8466496480786143635</id><published>2010-02-21T14:30:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-21T14:33:04.733-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='books'/><title type='text'>One Sentence Review: Market Forces</title><summary type='text'>Some Brit disenchanted with globalization and the free market rewrote The Cold Cash War for the 21st century.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8466496480786143635/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=8466496480786143635' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8466496480786143635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8466496480786143635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/one-sentence-review-market-forces.html' title='One Sentence Review: Market Forces'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-8793903713129006432</id><published>2010-02-19T16:09:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-19T16:20:24.030-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gadgets'/><title type='text'>Friday Fun Links</title><summary type='text'>I've been at a class the last two days where the amount of information delivered was far more than could have been accommodated in the time allotted. My brain hurts. So I give you links.Cool clocks.Make your own proxy server.I've been using this program for unit conversions for years. If there's a better one, let me know.Twilight explained.And I think that's it for the week.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/8793903713129006432/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=8793903713129006432' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8793903713129006432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/8793903713129006432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/friday-fun-links.html' title='Friday Fun Links'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-2557415567371343262</id><published>2010-02-19T14:53:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-19T16:08:53.142-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Desperately Seeking Relevance</title><summary type='text'>So, is it just me or is the Mount Vernon Statement an attempt by the same old people to remain relevant to the Tea Party movement?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/2557415567371343262/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=2557415567371343262' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2557415567371343262'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/2557415567371343262'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/desperately-seeking-relevance.html' title='Desperately Seeking Relevance'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-6507934314621633233</id><published>2010-02-16T13:37:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T13:58:13.379-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='geek'/><title type='text'>Glowing Couture</title><summary type='text'>One of the nice things about the geek inheriting the earth is the wide variety of clothing now available. The downside? Most of the items are t-shirts. There's an amazing variety of themes, motifs, catchphrases and icons you can get on a t-shirt. Speaking as someone with both a BSG-75 and a Stormtrooper Skull &amp; Crossbones in the closet, I have no issue with the proliferation of t-shirts.However, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6507934314621633233/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=6507934314621633233' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6507934314621633233'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6507934314621633233'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/glowing-couture.html' title='Glowing Couture'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572901.post-6672184451959077382</id><published>2010-02-15T10:40:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T11:04:29.402-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gummint'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gadgets'/><title type='text'>Zap</title><summary type='text'>I will freely admit I think a vast majority of my tax money goes to things that are either constitutionally suspect, generally worthless, or overpriced. However, if the government is going to spend my money on things, I expect results.I'd say a megawatt class laser destroying a ballistic missile during boost in under 2 minutes qualifies. Besides, it's a megawatt class laser. That's cool in and of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/feeds/6672184451959077382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7572901&amp;postID=6672184451959077382' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6672184451959077382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7572901/posts/default/6672184451959077382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://your-philosophy-sucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/zap.html' title='Zap'/><author><name>T</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04792371712102784425</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4prnF24JAII/SSSPi_nFVKI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ESLUl1lKqQU/S220/beaker-oh-shit.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
